Stuff that Sucks: Pictures Worth 500 Words.
Are we still at the point, as people, that we must continue to put disclaimers like this on things? Are there really people who continue to put carnival tokens in parking meters, even though the tokens themselves usually cost a quarter a piece to purchase them from the amusement park? Are folks travelling to countries where their home country’s currency is more valuable than the visited country, collecting the coins, bringing them back, and attempting to save a few pennies by depositing the coins in the meter that most closely resemble their domestic coins? Is someone tying a string to a coin, dropping it in for the credit, and then pulling it out again (technically, this wouldn’t be a violation of the warning, as long as a valid coin was used)? 100 Scandia tokens say that all of the above are indeed continuing to take place, somewhere.
No manufacturer, retailer, distributor, sales office, middle-man, factory outlet, or online store continues to sell products that end up as garbage than the company known as Nexxtech. Primarily an electronics brand, their junk is sold out of The Source by Circuit City (the former RadioShack), usually in locales of convenience like a mall that feature no other electronic outlets for you to “shop around” for competing products and prices. I’ve been burned on enough products now to know that the amount you do save on their abnormally low product prices just does not justify the means that becomes seeing your purchase break down and decide to no longer operate juuuuust as the warranty expires. Your broken hunk of crap usually ends up trash down at the bottom of the can by the receipt you forgot to keep anyways.
I found this advertisement in a recent edition of Popular Mechanics. I promise you, I have not altered it in any way.
So the guys are sitting around board room at FNH Firearms, trying to come up with their latest advertising campaign. They eventually decide that the demographic they want to capture the attention of is the mobster/shady back-room deal crowd that features people hiding guns in their desk drawer, and/or the freshly inked suicide note at the desk and about to end it all people. I guess, besides rappers, criminals and people killing themselves, who else is carrying handguns? And which of these aforementioned parties are actually purchasing these guns legally?
This motion is APPROVED by company. They then PAY MONEY to see it ran in print. Magazines such as Popular Mechanics (I only saw it in their magazine, so far) that have been successful for many years, and can probably pass on a few advertising campaigns and still make money, also make the conscious decision that this is the ad they want featured in their magazine.