“Aces & Asses” Volume 3: All Ass Edition.
This edition features a double dip of despicable.
Recently, my friend Jeff (http://jeff-bourne.webs.com/) had an accident in his wheelchair that lead to an infection in his toes so bad that they needed to be amputated (I’m just going to sum up the story; for a more detailed account of the ordeal, click here: http://www.jtbourne.com/jeffs-ordeal/ ). So Jeff took it like a man, and entered surgery for the procedure that removed the pinky, ring, and middle toes of his left foot, in hopes of not having to remove his entire foot due to a spreading infection. The amputation occurred, but Jeff’s body struggled to adapt; he lost nearly 2 litres of blood, began seizuring, and quite soberingly, almost died. Thankfully he came around, and is recovering now.
Now, here’s the Ass part. Jeff had a backpack on the back of his wheelchair. Inside the bag was a laptop; a great hospital time-passer. Sometime between the initial amputation, room changes, and the life recovery episode, Jeff’s bag went missing. It was later recovered—minus the laptop. Some jackass (speculatively a drug user looking for pawn collateral) walked into the hospital, and stole the laptop of a man in a wheelchair who was undergoing an amputation, and a life-saving episode. Is this maybe the most unbelievable thing you’ve ever heard?
We’ve since learned that Kelowna General Hospital will write it off as an insurance claim, and get Jeff a new computer. Tip of the cap, KGH.
I don’t wish harm upon many people, but I can think of a few laws I would like to break if I ever ran into the culprit.
Some people don’t believe in monogamy, and that is their choice. But some people take this right to opinion a little too far, in my opinion. I’ve been married for over 2 years now, and I believe marriage to be the definition of love, trust, and commitment between a man and a woman.
The people at the Ashley Madison Agency have created a service that facilitates extra-marital affairs. Basically a dating site for married people. You may have seen the ads on TV, or heard them on the radio. One of their taglines is, “Life is Short. Have an Affair.” They also offer a 100% money back affair guarantee, bordering the whole service on prostitution.
I don’t feel like promoting traffic to their website, so I won’t even post a link, but this is all for real. Oprah, Larry King, Fox News, CNN,Ellen, Dr.Phil, Howard Stern and others have all ran stories on it. A YouTube search will show you Ashley Madision President and CEO Noel Biderman, a married man and father of two, being lit up by hosts and studio audiences all over the country while trying to justify his service and stance.
Whatever Mr. Biderman uses as a smoke-screen, this is a despicable service. It promotes infidelity in the hopes that sleeping with someone besides your spouse will provide the happiness in your life that you’ve been missing. Not only is this an abomination, it’s a flat out lie. Somehow their guaranteed level of “discreet” will make sure the fallout of families, psychological impact on childen, divorce implications, and every other facet that is attached to cheating on your spouse, will somehow not be an issue.
These people are making money in one of the most shameless methods I’ve heard to date. Why don’t terrorists go after these kinds of people (I’m not promoting terrorism)?